Dear Colleagues
Apologies for the non-appearance of the attachment.
The one advantage is that I have never encountered some many appetites
being whetted. It just shows the power of advertising - I just hope the
wait is worth it.
But remember those of a nervous disposition (especially those
who have had a recent bereavement) should delete now without reading
further.
Best wishes
Robert
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a
particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where
they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of their hectic
schedules, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday,
with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into
the hotel. There was computer in his room, so he decided to send an
email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her
email address, and without realising his error, sent the email.
Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from
her husband's funeral. He was a minister who had a heart attack and
died. The widow decided to check her email, expecting messages from
relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed
and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room and saw the computer
screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: October 16, 2004
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now
and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just
arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been
prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you
then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. Sure is freaking hot down here!
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