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> From: "Regina" <[log in to unmask]>
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> Subject: Fw: Bush v. Kringle
> Date: Tue, 12 Dec 2000 21:30:04 -0500
>
> From the Stuy Guys
> >
> > >
> > >IN THE MATTER OF BUSH V. KRINGLE:
> > >
> > >AUSTIN, Tx (Dec. 4) -- Attorneys for Texas Governor George W.
> > >Bush filed suit in federal court today, seeking to prevent Santa
> > >Claus from making his list and then checking it twice. The
> > >complaint seeks an immediate injunction against the beloved
> > >Christmas icon, asking the court to effectively ban his
> > >traditional practice of checking the list of good boys and girls
> > >one additional time before packing his sleigh.
> > >
> > >The suit, filed in the Federal District Court of Austin, Texas,
> > >asks a federal judge to "hereby order Mr. Claus to cease and
> > >desist all repetitive and duplicative list-checking activity,
> > >and certify the original list as submitted, without amendment,
> > >alteration, deletion, or other unnecessary modification."
> > >
> > >"There are no standards for deciding who is naughty, and who is
> > >nice. It's totally arbitrary and capricious. How many more
> > >times does he need to check? This checking, checking, and
> > >re-checking over and over again must stop now," said former
> > >Secretary James Baker.
> > >
> > >Baker further claimed that unnamed GOP observers witnessed an
> > >elf remove all boys named Justin from the 'nice' list, filing
> > >them under 'naughty' instead because "everyone knows all boys
> > >named Justin are brats."
> > >
> > >Gov. Bush cited the potential for unauthorized list tampering,
> > >and blasted what he called the "crazy, crazy mess up there at
> > >the North Pole."
> > >
> > >"Their security is really awful, really bad," said Bush. "My
> > >mother just walked right in, told 'em she was Mrs. Claus. They
> > >didn't check her ID or nothing."
> > >
> > >Meanwhile, Dick Cheney, Gov. Bush's running mate, issued a
> > >direct plea to St. Nick himself. "Mr. Claus, I call on you to
> > >do the honorable thing, and quit checking your list. The
> > >children of the world have had enough. They demand closure
> > >now," Cheney said, adding that his granddaughter has already
> > >selected a name for the pony she's asked for.
> > >
> > >The Rev. Jesse Jackson was quick to respond to this latest
> > >development with plans to lead his protesters from Florida to
> > >the North Pole via dogsled. The "Million Man Mush" is scheduled
> > >to leave Friday.
> > >
> > >"We need red suits and sleighs, not law suits and delays,"
> > >Jackson said.
> > >
> > >Santa Claus could not be reached for comment, but a spokeself
> > >said he was "deeply distressed" by the news of the pending legal
> > >action against him.
> > >
> > >"He's losing weight, and he hasn't said 'Ho Ho' for days," said
> > >the spokeself. "He's just not feeling jolly."
>
>
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