Oh! come on! Let's have some fun some of the time! And I'm Irish!L.At
11:31 24/10/97 +0100, you wrote:
>I would be grateful if you could reserve purile Irish jokes for a more
>appropriate mailbase i.e. morons anonymous
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>At 10:27 24/10/97 +0100, you wrote:
>>AARGH! Obviously I'm gaff-ridden these days. Somehow my last message did
>>not forward very well. It SHOULD have had the following:
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>>A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside except for a
>>pet dog he doted on. The dog finally died, and Muldoon went to the parish
>>priest, saying "Father, the dog is dead. Could you possibly be saying a
>>mass for the poor creature?"
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>>Father Patrick told the farmer "No, we can't have services for an
>>animal in the church, but I'll tell you what, there's a new denomination
>>down the road apiece, and no telling what they believe in, but maybe
>>they'll do something for the animal."
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>>Muldoon said "I'll go right now. By the way, do you think $50,000 is
>>enough to donate for the service?"
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>>Father Patrick replied, "Why didn't you tell me the dog was Catholic?"
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