A bit of light relief?
I this found on the web while looking for something completely
different!
Ode To The Spell Checker
--- anonymous
I have a spelling checker.
It came with my PC.
It plane lee marks four my revue,
Miss steaks aye can know sea.
Eye ran this poem threw it,
Your sure reel glad two no.
Its vary polished in it's weigh, My
checker tooled me sew.
A checker is a bless sing,
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right awl stiles two
reed, And aides me when aye rime.
To rite with care is quite a feet, Of
which won should be proud. And wee
mussed dew the best we can, Sew flaws
are know aloud.
And now bee cause my spelling,
Is checked with such grate flare,
Their are know faults with in my
cite, Of none eye am a wear.
Each frays come posed up on my
screen, Eye trussed to bee a joule,
The checker poured o'er every word,
To cheque sum spelling rule.
That's why aye brake in two averse,
By righting wants too pleas, Sow now
ewe sea why aye dew prays, Such soft
wear for peas seas!
Thomas R. Fasulo, Editor
I HATE COMPUTERS Newsletter
http://extlab1.entnem.ufl.edu/IH8PCs/other/spell.html
Regards
Paul Dilley, Technical Manager & dis-forum co-owner
Computer Centre for People with Disabilities, University of Westminster
** The Central London Access Centre ** NFAC **
Tel: +44 171 911 5000 Fax: +44 171 911 5162 http://www.wmin.ac.uk/ccpd/
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