A laaaast note on the
bounced messages ... I
sent you the addresses
so that you'll have them
at hand when you get
your own messages back
via Massey's mail marshal.
Needless to say, you want
to wait until you've got
Massey mail before you
pass it along to the
Massey mail marshal.
Mail marshal. That's got
a real Wyatt Earp meets
Wild Bill Hickock sound
to it. Must be "Aces and
Eights" time down at the
Massey Corrall.
Marlene Dietrich singing
"See what the boys in
the back room will have"
and all that.
I was quite all right, you
know, until I got caught
in that sheep stampede.
Thousands of them,
hundreds of thousands,
as far as the eye could
see. A see of rambling
white wool on the hoof,
moseying along. They
were moving like a
lanolin tide, they must
have been moving 2,
maybe 3 kilometers
per hour. And the
munching sound they
made! The munching
sound would drive a
man insane.
In the words of Marlon
Brando in the role of
Col. Kurtz,
"The horror! The horror!"
Thus it is that I turn to
for consolation to
the Book of Jeremiah,
Chapter 50, verse 6:
"My people have been
lost sheep; their shepherds
have led them astray
and caused them to roam
on the mountains.
They wandered over
mountain and hill
and forgot their own
resting place."
Ken
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