How about:
Crashing through the snow, In a one horse open sleigh
O'er the cliff we go, Shrieking all the way
Bell and sirens ring, Marking where we crashed
They put us in intensive care, They don't think we'll last
Jingle bells, funeral bells, Ringing all the way
Oh what fools we were to ride, in that one horse open sleigh
Jingle bells, funeral bells, Ringing all the way
Oh what fools we were to ride, In that one horse open sleigh
OR
Frosty the Crackhead was a crazed psychotic soul,
with a big glass pipe and a vial of crack,
and no sense of self control.
YES! Frosty the Crackhead was as high as he could be;
But the children say he laughed and played
Just the same as you and me
There must have been some poison in that last dime bag he got,
for when he took his first big hit he dropped dead on the spot.
Frosty the Crackhead doesn't worry anymore,
'cause when all is said, and your cold and dead,
then you never have to score.
TIM
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-----Original Message-----
From: Clinical biochemistry discussion list
[mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of Christine Collier
Sent: 07 December 2009 14:33
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Subject: Christmas Skit material needed
Ho! Ho! Ho!
I was wondering if anyone has some Christmas skit material that they
wouldn't mind sharing? I am thinking of a re-written Christmas carol
perhaps or something not too challenging for first time performers...
eg..
""Joy to the world my QC is in...""
Needed for a "show" this Wednesday!
Thanks in advance,
Christine
Christine Collier, PhD FCACB,
Service Chief, Clinical Chemistry,
Kingston General Hospital
Associate Professor, Queen's University
Phone: 613-549-6666 ext 4137
FAX: 613-548-6076
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Christine Collier, PhD FCACB,
Service Chief, Clinical Chemistry,
Kingston General Hospital
Associate Professor, Queen's University
Phone: 613-549-6666 ext 4137
FAX: 613-548-6076
Pager: 613-536-7571
Cell: 613-541-8055
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