My mate Colin just had a holiday from hell in exotic Lincolnshire, I'll
spare you all the nitty details but below is a very short verse summary
(there was worse for him when he came back but I've excluded that) Here
goes:
A Postcard from Skegness
Got bored stiff. Then came the diarrhoea.
Can't sleep. Wish it was you that was here.
(the grammatically incorrect absence of the subjunctive in the final
sentence is deliberate as it's a-written in the colloquial)
Dave
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