>I thought we were talking about the ancient comedians Homer and Jethro.
"Jethro nods?"
I think not.
Clearly Ole Oriens is a closet fan of America's Favorite TeeVee Family, and
particularly of The Man of the Nineties, Bx. Homer of Pressboard Estates.
I share this enthusiasm and collect his pithy sayings and parables:
Homer (praying): "Dear Lord, the gods have been good to me. As an
offering, I present these milk and cookies. If you wish me to eat them
instead, please give me no sign whatsoever... thy will be done (munch munch
munch)."
"If there's one thing I've learned, it's that life is one crushing defeat
after another until you just wish Flanders [a born-again neighbor] was dead."
"Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced
against all races."
"If something goes wrong, blame the guy who can't speak English."
"Son, when you participate in sporthing events, it's not whether you win
or lose... it's how drunk you get."
"It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but
somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day."
"Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never
try."
(more on request--off this stuffy list would be best, i suppose)
And, of course, selected images of the Great Man at work:
http://www.angelfire.com/de/centrechartraine/images/Nitehawk.jpg
and of his Son:
http://www.angelfire.com/de/centrechartraine/images/Bartng.jpg
etc., and yadda.
c
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