yOn Tue, 20 Apr 1999, Alice Grant wrote:
> >We will probably now get a crotchety message from Ian Morrison saying
> >that he hasn't heard of Aynsley Harriott, Vanessa Feltz, OR George Clooney.
CROTCHETY? Moi?
I have vaguely heard of Mr Harriott, who seems to be one of the most
irritating of his breed, which is saying something. I have also heard of
Mr Clooney, courtesy of some of my female colleagues here whose first
enthusiastic use of the internet was to access Clooneysites. I have never
heard of Ms Feltz. Is she on Baywatch or something?
>
> Well at least there's no chance of the MGC 'running out of celebrities'
> (Morrison, 1999) while you're around to advise them, Helen. Perhaps the MGC
> should advertise for the services of a 'Celebrity Adviser' - you're clearly
> ahead of the pack....alternatively perhaps it's a function they could
> outsource to Hello Magazine?
Here are some celebrities I would like to see taking part (this is my bid
for the new post at MGC):
Robbie Fowler
Gordon Ramsey
Sl*b*d*n M*l*s*v*c
General Pinochet (Quick! While he is still resident here.)
R*y Str*ng
......
the list is endless.
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