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> Lucy Goosey, SPT, wrote:
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> >>Dr. Siff,
> >
> >>I am a first year student in the PT certificate program at Slacker College.
> >I was wondering, um, since you are, like, a teacher or something, you
> >probably have lots of old student papers. Could you send me one, perhaps one
> that
> >got an "A". I need it very soon, like, before Wednesday. Thanks for helping
> >me graduate.
>
> ***Judging from the articulate, well-structured and professional approach of
> your letter, you have followed my guidelines in an exemplary fashion and have
> decided (after consulting my good colleague, Dean of the Faculty of Physical
> Therapy at Slacker, Professing Dr G Vreeslijk Domenlui) that you definitely do
> not need to submit any further written projects to fulfill the criteria for
> your degree. All that you need is some practical training and an internship
> in the White House will offer more than adequate experience.
>
> We consider that a project or dissertation written after your internship will
> offer you greater rewards.
>
> Very insincerely
>
> Dr Mal Siff
> [log in to unmask]
Nice One McSiff, who said you didn't have a sense of humour.
regards
Pete
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