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[log in to unmask] wrote: > > Lucy Goosey, SPT, wrote: > > >>Dr. Siff, > > > >>I am a first year student in the PT certificate program at Slacker College. > >I was wondering, um, since you are, like, a teacher or something, you > >probably have lots of old student papers. Could you send me one, perhaps one > that > >got an "A". I need it very soon, like, before Wednesday. Thanks for helping > >me graduate. > > ***Judging from the articulate, well-structured and professional approach of > your letter, you have followed my guidelines in an exemplary fashion and have > decided (after consulting my good colleague, Dean of the Faculty of Physical > Therapy at Slacker, Professing Dr G Vreeslijk Domenlui) that you definitely do > not need to submit any further written projects to fulfill the criteria for > your degree. All that you need is some practical training and an internship > in the White House will offer more than adequate experience. > > We consider that a project or dissertation written after your internship will > offer you greater rewards. > > Very insincerely > > Dr Mal Siff > [log in to unmask] Nice One McSiff, who said you didn't have a sense of humour. regards Pete %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%