Thanks to brother Ric, our delegate from the chapel up north, but really
brother, that old-style egalitarian reform doesn't wash any more. Don't
feel that we don't appreciate your sterling work, one of most robust
stalwarts to be sure, but please, accessibility was yesterday's cry. What
we're about now is the delicate balance of protecting what we've got from
all those who would force us into fulfilling our over-hasty pledges.
As a result, our first round the post focus group meeting has agreed to
propose the following:
- that existing apparent imbalances in power be reordained through new
re-re-distribution, retaining something of the old and introducing
something of the new (something etcetera for community choristers present .
. . blue).
- Pope Duncan (one for the agnostics amongst 'us'), since he is the
people's choice for new canon basher. Born the sony of an RAF bootstrapper
stationed at north BilgeWater, Duncan delights his critics and defenders
alike with switches of acerbic prose and social realist plangencies.
- Archpissup of the New Unmentionable Goo - left vacant (there'll be
plenty of pretenders to that particular throne).
- that new middle england and new middle english and the new middle
classes be pandered to at all costs. They being that bedrock upon which we
are flounders.
- an end to the sycophantic posturings of individual authorship, in all
its bourgeois forms.
- an annual gathering of the New People's Poets at Tyburn (please ammend
your documents, this should read Woburn).
- honourary tributes to be paid weekly to Chris Smith, the veritable chin
of a people's new vulture.
'we' move
love and love
cri che
Poppadom and Celeriac in Chief
Vase Consul of Eggheads
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