> > Next thing is they'll probably want us to prove Proctosedyl
> > Ointment is more cost-effective than wiping your bum properly.
>
> I wonder how much anal/rectal pathology/morbidity could be prevented
> if people *did* wipe their botties properly?
In Islamic countries, as everyone knows, it is forbidden not to use
water to 'wash' your bum. As a result, all bogs have this wonderful
contraption that directs a jet of water onto the offending area. All
you have to do is wiggle a bit over it and your are clean albeit a
bit drippy, but then again, you can just dry up with whatever takes
your fancy.
Ahmad
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Ahmad Risk MB BCh
Medical NetNoire
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