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> > Next thing is they'll probably want us to prove Proctosedyl > > Ointment is more cost-effective than wiping your bum properly. > > I wonder how much anal/rectal pathology/morbidity could be prevented > if people *did* wipe their botties properly? In Islamic countries, as everyone knows, it is forbidden not to use water to 'wash' your bum. As a result, all bogs have this wonderful contraption that directs a jet of water onto the offending area. All you have to do is wiggle a bit over it and your are clean albeit a bit drippy, but then again, you can just dry up with whatever takes your fancy. Ahmad _______________________________________ Ahmad Risk MB BCh Medical NetNoire %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%