Teat Sonnet
I saw a nipple on the beach at Cannes
Dark crimson Yossarian bing cherry
Maybe it was seeking the Golden Palm
It attracted the eyes of men, many.
If she'd rolled over, she'd have doubled up
But she lolled her other udder in sand.
Some boobs resemble the face of a pup;
other nawks now are far more fully planned.
Too flat or too pale at the business end?
Or lacking that ripe look - not pickable 'so' ...
Nothing a little surgery can't mend.
A touch of finesse and even some 'grow'.
What name for process of nipples anew?
I know, I know, how about a 'tittoo'?
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