Max,
Italy is still replete with bidets we found. But the French not so much these days. A change from thirty years ago when even the meanest of hotels round gare du nord were so equipped.
Kerouac in Sartori in Paris remarked about even the swankiest of dressers in New York that they were 'walking around with dirty assholes'. As opposed to most French women of whatever degree.
Enjoy your good, clean times in Seoul.
Bill
On 30/05/2013, at 9:01 PM, Max Richards <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
> Travelling to Seoul
> we'd booked a hotel:
> Hotel Time.
>
> When we get there - well,
> it's the Good Time Hotel.
> We're shown our room
>
> and left alone.
> My wife withdraws
> to the bathroom.
>
> Look at this, comes her call -
> we see, attached
> to the toilet bowl,
>
> an electronic control -
> the bowl functions
> as bidet as well!
>
> I leave her to it.
> Next minute a scream -
> she's pressed a button
>
> while the lid is up
> and water sprays
> bathroom and wife.
>
> The likes of us
> approves of bidets.
> Slow we may be
>
> to learn new tricks.
> Trial and error
> exposed us as hicks
>
> in the great city
> of Seoul
> at the Good Time Hotel.
>
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