You would be better hanging about the arrivals hall with a lawyer in
tow, chasing people's D-dimers so they can try a class action for
economy class DVT.
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-----Original Message-----
From: Clinical biochemistry discussion list
[mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of Janice Still
Sent: 17 September 2008 17:14
To: [log in to unmask]
Subject: Re: Wal-Mart and POCT
I can't wait to get my orange labcoat with "Easylabs" on it, and go
wandering along the concourse at Heathrow with my POCT INR and D-dimer
offering to check if the public are fit to fly. Income generation!
Nurse, the screens..... Jan
Mrs. J. Still,
POCT Manager,
Biochemistry Dept,
Watford General Hospital. 01923-217998.
The views expressed in this message are personal and do not reflect West
Herts NHS Hospitals Trust policy.
--- On Wed, 17/9/08, Steve Goodall <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
> From: Steve Goodall <[log in to unmask]>
> Subject: Wal-Mart and POCT
> To: [log in to unmask]
> Date: Wednesday, 17 September, 2008, 4:20 PM
> The last paragraph makes interesting reading.
>
> http://www.darkdaily.com/laboratory-pathology/laboratory-news/Wal-Mart
> _Developing_Telemedicine_Clinics_Selected_Stores.php
>
> Steve Goodall
>
>
>
>
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> Stephen R Goodall BSc MSc FRCPath
> Consultant Clinical Biochemist
> Clinical Biochemistry &
> Immunology
> Leeds Teaching Hospitals
> LS1 3EX UK
> Tel: 0113 392 3691
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