I saw a werecat with a Chinese menu in his hand
Walking through the streets of Soho in the rain
He was looking for a place called Lee Ho Fook's
Going to get himself a big dish of beef chow mein
Werecats of London
If you hear him mewling around your kitchen door
Better not let him in
Little old lady got mutilated late last night
Werecats of London again
Werecats of London
VB's the hairy-handed gent who ran amuck in Kent
Lately VB's been overheard in Mayfair
Better stay away from him
He'll rip your lungs out, Jim
I'd like to meet his tailor
Werecats of London
Well, I saw Lon Chaney walking with the Queen
Doing the
I saw Lon Chaney, Jr. walking with the Queen
Doing the
I saw a werecat drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's
His hair was perfect
Werecats of London
Draw blood
[Full apologies to the late Warren Zevron]
On 3/3/07, Roger Day <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
> The Raynes Park Were-cat!!!
>
> On 3/3/07, Anny Ballardini <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
> > Hopefully not, the much I can like cats, I don't know if I wish to go
> > through another detailed explanation of the details carefully explained
> >
> > On 3/3/07, Roger Collett <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
> > >
> > > Hey patrick, someone just bit a chunk out of the moon!
> > > Is VB back on the loose? He'll be sick again if it was him.
> > >
> > > Da Bear
> > >
> >
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