You can't be meanin it, Muddy!
Zappos ROX! I spent $1500 on, what, 20 prs of shooz of which I bought 2
pr, returned rest, got every dime (not spent on the 2 pr, natch) back---and
paid not one damn cent for shooz comin and goin! Best deal in da werld!
Zappos!
Rant's gone, yeah. Feel a bad shoo-buying thang comin on. . . .
But, nah, 2 pr a shooz's enuff for one woman, que pensez-vous?
un-Imelda
JOODYAND ZAPPOS ROK!
----- Original Message -----
From: "Ken Wolman" <[log in to unmask]>
To: <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Friday, July 01, 2005 1:20 PM
Subject: Re: I can see your house from here
> judy prince wrote:
>
>> Dear Muddy (Waters) Faust:
>>
>> The thrill's BEEN gone ever since you bartered that damn glass of
>> tapwater for something you been calling your soul. You told THE BOSS the
>> water'd morph into gold, alchemist that you be. Boss bought the deal,
>> gave you what you asked for. But it wasn't your soul, dig? Look close
>> at the department store map: it sez "YOU ARE HERE" Even provides a big
>> red arrow pointing to a picture of you.
>
> You lost me on the tapwater deal. Forbidden Tapwater? The secret of all
> knowledge & power?
>
> What if the YOU ARE HERE sign and arrow point to an open elevator shaft??
>
>> By the way, what floor we on? I wanna go back to the electrical
>> department at Home Depot.
>
> Oh not Da Depot, please. I like those shoe-shops better. My girlfriend
> once called me what her ex once called her: Imelda. The day I discovered
> Zappos was the day I heard a choir of angels singing "You can't afford it
> but what the hell."
>
> Ever wonder why the most high-priced shoes on earth are called Mephistos?
>
> Ken
>
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