A chuckle to finish off the week...
>
> > George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
> >
> > Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new
> leader of China.
> >
> > George: Great. Lay it on me.
> >
> > Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
> >
> > George: That's what I want to know.
> >
> > Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
> >
> > George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new
> leader of China?
> >
> > Condi: Yes.
> >
> > George: I mean the fellow's name.
> >
> > Condi: Hu.
> >
> > George: The guy in China.
> >
> > Condi: Hu.
> >
> > George: The new leader of China.
> >
> > Condi: Hu.
> >
> > George: The Chinaman!
> >
> > Condi: Hu is leading China.
> >
> > George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
> >
> > Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
> >
> > George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading
> China?
> >
> > Condi: That's the man's name.
> >
> > George: That's who's name?
> >
> > Condi: Yes.
> >
> > George: Will you or will you not tell me the name
> o the new leader of
> > China?
> >
> > Condi: Yes, sir.
> >
> > George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I
> thought he was in the Middle
> > East.
> >
> > Condi: That's correct.
> >
> > George: Then who is in China?
> >
> > Condi: Yes, sir.
> >
> > George: Yassir is in China?
> >
> > Condi: No, sir.
> >
> > George: Then who is?
> >
> > Condi: Yes, sir.
> >
> > George: Yassir?
> >
> > Condi: No, sir.
> >
> > George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of
> the new leader of China.
> > Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the
> phone.
> >
> > Condi: Kofi?
> >
> > George: No, thanks.
> >
> > Condi: You want Kofi?
> >
> > George: No.
> >
> > Condi: You don't want Kofi.
> >
> > George: No. But now that you mention it, I could
> use a glass of milk. And
> > then get me the U.N.
> >
> > Condi: Yes, sir.
> >
> > George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
> >
> > Condi: Kofi?
> >
> > George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
> >
> > Condi: And call who?
> >
> > George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
> >
> > Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
> >
> > George: Will you stay out of China?!
> >
> > Condi: Yes, sir.
> >
> > George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get
> me the guy at the U.N.
> >
> > Condi: Kofi.
> >
> > George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now
> get on the phone.
> >
>
>
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