It's not only translation software that comes up with gibberish. On my old
Amstrad pcw512 my name (mervyn stapleton) cae up as 'mercy stallion' when
run through the spell checker!
merv stapleton
e-Learning manager
city of sunderland college
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From: Jon Rowett
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Sent: 10/10/02 14:12
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Superb! And just as comprehensible as the original.
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Behalf Of Steve Crouch
Sent: 10 October 2002 12:14
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By way of illustration: a friend decided to put the lyrics to "Maxwell's
Silver Hammer" into a computer programme translator - into French, then
back to English. Below is the result.
> Joan was quizzical, the Science of studied
> pataphysical in the house harm them Late all only
> one
> with her an examination tube Oh, oh, oh, oh Maxwell
> Edison, majoring in the medicine
> Calls she on the telephone "I can take you out to
> the
> pictures Jo-o-o-oan?" But as her prepares herself
> to
> go A blow lights the door
>
> Blow! Blow! Maxwell the hammer money is descended
> on
> his head Clang! Clang! Maxwell money hammers is to
> assure itself that she was dead
>
> The back in the school again Maxwell plays the idiot
> again Teaching receives To Wish it bothered to avoid
> and the scene e unpleasant-e-in She says to the
> Maximum to remain when classifies it left IF IT
> awaits
> behind Ecrivant fifty times "I do not must be
>
> Blow! Blow! Maxwell the hammer money is descended
> on
> his head Clang! Clang! Maxwell money hammers is to
> assure itself that she was dead
>
> The PERCENT. thirty a said one "caught us a dirty
> one
> the one" Maxwell holds the pictures of testimonial
> one
> that painting only, oh, oh, oh, oh s'Elevé itself
> and
> to scream it Valerie of the gallery Says that it
> must
> go liberates The judge does not consent, and it says
> them
>
> Blow! Blow! Maxwell the hammer money is descended
> on
> his head Clang! Clang! Maxwell money hammers is
> assured that it was dead Money hammer
>
And the chorus translated from Spanish:
The collision! The collision! The hammer of the
silver of Maxwell descended upon its Sound of head!
The sound! The hammer of the silver of Maxwell was
affirmed that she was dead person
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From: Nigel PEET
Sent: Thu 10/10/2002 11:40
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Yes. Find a speaker of the other language and ask them to do it.
If you want to see how bad translation software is then re-translate it
from the other language and see what you get back in English. I tested
some of this software recently with German friends. They fell about
laughing when they read the resulting German from English.
Nigel Peet
Director of ICT
South Cheshire College
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From: David Newall [mailto:[log in to unmask]]
Sent: 10 October 2002 11:06
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Subject: Language translation
Is there a way to translate a Microsoft Word document
written in English to another language?
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