A while back we had a memorable variation on "patient gone off legs".
The clinical details read:-
"Bilateral amputee, patient gone off arms."
Yours,
Les.
>I must admit that I have got used to some of the more bizarre variations that
>appear under the generic heading of "clinical details" but this one gave us
>some pause for thought
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>The patient was an elderly female, the clinical details read:-
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>"Forskin graft"
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>The consensus was that there should be a gap between the for and the graft!
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