"W** e have been friends for a very long time ..
let's say we stop?"
fab
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On 01/06/07, Anny Ballardini <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
> some of some that means nothing - I received it in my mailbox:
>
> *Ever wondered what happens when Hallmark writers are having a bad
> day........*
>
>
>
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> *M** y tire was thumping.
>
> I thought it was flat
>
> When I looked at the tire...
>
> I noticed your cat.
>
> Sorry! ** *
> *
> **~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~** *
>
> *H** eard your wife left you,
>
> How upset you must be.
>
> But don't fret about it...
>
> She moved in with me. ** *
> *
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>
> *L** ooking back over the years
>
> that we've been together,
>
> I can't help but wonder...
>
> "What the hell was I thinking?" ** *
> *
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> *C** ongratulations on your wedding day!
>
> Too bad no one likes your husband. ** *
> *
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>
> *H** ow could two people as beautiful as you
>
> have such an ugly baby? ** *
> *
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> *I** 've always wanted to have
>
> someone to hold,
>
> someone to love.
>
> After having met you ..
>
> I've changed my mind. ** *
> *
> **
> **--------------------------------------
> ----------------------------------------------------------** ** *
> *I** must admit, you brought religion into my life.
>
> I never believed in Hell until I met you. ** *
> *
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> **
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> ** *
>
> *A** s the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...
>
> That you're not here to ruin it for me.
>
> **#################################################### ** *
> *C** ongratulations on your promotion.
>
> Before you go...
>
> Would you like to take this knife out of my back?
>
> You'll probably need it again. ** *
> *
>
> **
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> ** ** *
> *H** appy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
>
> (Available only in Tennessee , Kentucky & West Virginia ) ** *
> *
> **
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> *H** appy birthday! You look great for your age.
>
> Almost lifelike! ** *
> *
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> *W** hen we were together,
>
> you always said you'd die for me.
>
> Now that we've broken up,
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> I think it's time you kept your promise.** *
> *
>
> **
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> ** *
> *W** e have been friends for a very long time ..
>
> let's say we stop? ** *
> *
>
> **+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++** *
> *I** 'm so miserable without you
>
> it's almost like you're here. *
> *
> **=====================================================** *
> *C** ongratulations on your new bundle of joy.
>
> Did you ever find out who the father was?
>
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> *Y** our friends and I wanted to do
>
> something special for your birthday.
>
> So we're having you put to sleep.
>
> **
> ))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
> ** *
> *S** o your daughter's a hooker,
>
> and it spoiled your day.
>
> Look at the bright side,
>
> it's really good pay*
>
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