THE REAL TRUTH ABOUT HEOROT
Hrothagar was trying to set up ... a Penny University down the road
Grendel got fashed by the noise ... from the coffeeshop
Tacked a few arms ... to the walls
'Broadsheet, newsheet ... so long as you love your
mother.'
"We need a proper bouncer" ... intoned Hrothgar.
Anyone got Beowulf's number on fast/dial on his mobile?
After that, it was history
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(but don't forget the Dragon)
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