Following much in the way of requests for this listserver, as long as you
are not faint hearted and dont mind a little SMUT between friends, this is
a great little source of jokes that comes in about twice a week.
Here is a sample :-
A little old lady with blue hair entered the sex aids shop and asked
in a quavering voice, "Yy-young man, dd-do y-you sell-l d-dildoes
h-here?"
The salesman, somewhat taken aback by the little old lady's
appearance in his
shop, answered, "Uh, yes ma'am. We do."
The little old lady, holding her quivering hands about 10 inches
apart asked, "D-do y-you ha-ave an-ny ab-bb-bout th-this lon-ong?"
"Well, yes maam, we do. We have several that size."
Forming a 5" circle with her fingers, she then asked, "A-are an-nny
of t-them
about thi-is b-big ar-round-d?"
"Well.... yes ma'am, a few of them are about that big."
"D-do aa-ny of t-them ha-ave a v-v-vibra-a-ator?"
"Yes ma'am, one of them does."
"W-w-ell, h-how d-do yo-ou t-turn it off?"
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Dr. Nick Barrie General
Practitioner
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