Having so rudely exposed poor Ernest's uncertain roots, I feel duty bound to introduce myself. I was born in the UK (I'm fairly certain of that :)) and attended art schools here, including the Royal College of Art where I completed an MA. I currently work in a UK art school as a middle-manager (ha ha! - there was a time when the words 'manager' & 'art school' would not be seen in the same sentence.) I began writing fairly seriously in the mid-eighties and became a member of Slope-G a Clapham based performance poetry group. Shortly after this, I began attending the 'Poems & Pints' sessions at Brentford Arts Centre, hosted by Robert Rankin (of Brentford Trilogy fame). When this closed, a new group formed ('Wooden Lambs') which met regularly in Chiswick. I performed my poems throughout London in the mid to late eighties at many well-known venues including Riverside Studios, Troubador, Torriano's, Oscar's, the Voice club and many more. I never attempted to publish my poetry, being at that stage content with performance. I now live outside London. After a short spell without writing (long story here which I will not bore you with), I began to write again when I became interested in the Internet. For the last two years, I've been writing poetry mainly for (and often about) the net. That is not to say that the texts I write aren't valid in other contexts such as performance or for conventional publication, but I have found that being 'connected' has provided me with a fresh impetus to write. By this, I think I mean a new audience and a new set of parameters. Having said that, performance work still interests me greatly, and I plan to try to resurrect my activities in this area at some point. Orlando %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%