Or...

 

I have a specialised knowledge of the content of each and every resource we have, meaning I can instantly find the exact information you need at the drop of a hat, and without having to make you wait by searching for it.

 

The colour photocopier will copy your black and white documents in colour (this has happened at our college).

 

I know exactly where your class is taking place despite the fact that we do not organise the timetables for the whole college and you cannot tell me the time, tutor or course.

 

I can make your work magically re-appear despite the fact that you shut down the computer without saving it.

 

Andy

 

What about?

 

Library staff are here to proof read all my work

Books are shelved according to colour and size

 

Gail

 

 

 

 

Hi Kate,

 

One of my favourites

 

There’s no point of reading any of the 100 other books you have on my subject when my lecturer recommended this one!

 

Roger

 

 

Roger Fairman

Research & Development Librarian

Dept. of Information & Learning Resources

University of Worcester

Henwick Grove

Worcester

WR2 6AJ

Tel: 01905 - 542093

http://libguides.worc.ac.uk/researchcollections

 

 

 

 

Hi Kate

 

A fun one for Friday! Please summarise for the list.

 

All of the books on my reading list will be there on the shelf two days before the hand in date (and the academic equivalent – every book I put on the reading list will magically appear on the library shelves without me having to do anything else)

My litter will be tidied up by the library fairies

Even though I like it to be quiet when I want to concentrate, my conversation is special and affects no-one else

Librarians deliberately make searching all these journals and databases complicated to keep them in a job

 

Best wishes

 

 

 

Hi,

 

I’m thinking about Welcome Week,  library induction, call it what you will.  I would like to do something with clickers and debunking library myths, eg “you can find everything you need on Google”.    I see this being done in a lecture theatre type setting. 

 

So far I have…

 

It’s really quick to find information for my assignments  (McLibrary – no it takes time, critical evaluation, etc )

Nothing on my topic  -

Everything I need is on the internet

Library staff are too busy to help or are too busy reading books, or re-pinning their buns and adjusting their reading specs. 

Library staff will find information for me ( as opposed to giving me the skills to find it for myself)

 

Anymore out there?

 

 

 

 

 

Kate Stephenson

Information Librarian ( Information Services and Systems) | Library and Learning Services

Southampton Solent University | East Park Terrace | Southampton SO14 0YN

T: 023 8201 3986 | E: [log in to unmask] www.solent.ac.uk

 

                  

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