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i guess it's a bit like a snake explaining to a panda bear how to walk safely through the jungle. On Thu, Jan 7, 2010 at 8:31 PM, Angel Robert Marquez < [log in to unmask]> wrote: > investigative photo journalist that uses unix. intriguing. > > i once called in to donate be a sperm donor. i was all hey lady i have an > ice tray in the freezer i can work from home. to my surprise and > astonishment i am to short and do not meet the educational requirement. i'm > shooting blanks! worthless semen. wtf. > > i called because i wanted to confirm my assumption. > > the people that answer the phones to uphold the policy fence are just as > retarded. why don't they realize what they are protecting? > > am i just a dumb sh*t or what. > > On Thu, Jan 7, 2010 at 8:22 PM, Angel Robert Marquez < > [log in to unmask]> wrote: > >> yes, the ones that make money out to be the holy grail definitely are the >> biggest cheap skates and most likely to rip you off by securing results with >> false promises. >> >> On Thu, Jan 7, 2010 at 8:19 PM, Chris Jones <[log in to unmask]>wrote: >> >>> On Thu, 2010-01-07 at 19:54 -0800, Angel Robert Marquez wrote: >>> > money makes people scum bags. >>> > >>> >>> I know, that is why I always left it to mid morning before going into >>> the CEO's office with my latest demand. I would thump his desk and he >>> would spill his coffee over his lap and spend the rest of the day >>> walking around attempting to preach money while looking like he had >>> pissed in his pants. >>> >>> Unlike us investigative photo-journalists who kept at least four changes >>> of clothing in the filing cabinet of our offices, he expected his suit >>> to last at least two days before being sent to the cleaners and making >>> sure he got a tax deductible receipt. (When I asked the CEO for a semi >>> automatic shot gun and a hack saw to cut off the rest of the barrel I >>> did actually get a body guard.) >>> >> >> >