The lawyers (American) have the answer to this one-
"
ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS:
Yes.
ATTORNEY:
And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS:
getting laid"
Have
a merry one
John
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Clinical Biochemistry Service
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[mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of Colley, Michael
Sent: 24 December 2009 11:11
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Subject: Re: Pregnancy of Unknown Origin
It's a bit like the one we had a few years ago
The request was for FSH, LH and b-HCG
Clinical info
"Morning sickness, weight gain, amenorrhoea, previous +ve
urine pregnancy test ?cause"
Well it's just possible the girl didn't know the cause as she was
only 14, but ...
Perhaps this is case no. 3 for Martin's collection.
Have a good Christmas or whatever festival you celebrate at this
time of year.
Michael
Dr
C M Colley
Consultant
Chemical Pathologist
Great
Western Hospital
Swindon
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biochemistry discussion list [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On
Behalf Of Myers Martin (LTHTR)
Sent: 24 December 2009 09:48
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Subject: Pregnancy of Unknown Origin
I have been
sent a protocol for ectopic pregnancy from one of my colleagues, and to test it
she writes:
"We are
starting a pilot study of about 30 cases of women with Pregnancy of Unknown
Origin"
I said that
I could only think of a couple of virgin births and to get n=30 may be a bit
optimistic!
Happy
Christmas
martin
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Mae'r neges hon yn
gyfrinachol.Os nad chi yw'r derbynnydd y bwriedid y neges ar ei gyfer, byddwch
mor garedig â rhoi gwybod i'r anfonydd yn ddioed. Dylid ystyried un rhywd
datganiadau neu sylwadau a wneir uchod yn rhai personol,ac nid o angen rhaid yn
rhai o eiddo Bwrdd Iechyd Prifysgol Abertawe Bro Morgannwg, nac unrhyw ran
gyfansoddol ohoni na chorff cysylltiedig.
Cofiwch fod yn ymwybodol ei bod
yn bosibl y bydd disgwyl i Bwrdd Iechyd Prifysgol Abertawe Bro Morgannwg roi
cyhoeddusrwydd i gynnwys unrhyw ebost neu o hebiaeth a dderbynnir, yn unol ag
amodau'r Ddeddf Rhyddid Gwybodaeth 2000. I gael mwy o wybodaeth am Ryddid
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Morgannwg ar www.abm.wales.nhs.uk
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