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From: Clinical biochemistry discussion list [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of Colley, Michael Sent: 24 December 2009 11:11 To: [log in to unmask] Subject: Re: Pregnancy of Unknown Origin It's a bit like the one we had a few years ago The request was for FSH, LH and b-HCG Clinical info "Morning sickness, weight gain, amenorrhoea, previous +ve urine pregnancy test ?cause" Well it's just possible the girl didn't know the cause as she was only 14, but ... Perhaps this is case no. 3 for Martin's collection. Have a good Christmas or whatever festival you celebrate at this time of year. Michael Dr C M Colley Consultant Chemical Pathologist Great Western Hospital Swindon SN3 6BB ________________________________ From: Clinical biochemistry discussion list [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of Myers Martin (LTHTR) Sent: 24 December 2009 09:48 To: [log in to unmask] Subject: Pregnancy of Unknown Origin I have been sent a protocol for ectopic pregnancy from one of my colleagues, and to test it she writes: "We are starting a pilot study of about 30 cases of women with Pregnancy of Unknown Origin" I said that I could only think of a couple of virgin births and to get n=30 may be a bit optimistic! Happy Christmas martin ________________________________ This message and any files transmitted with it are confidential and intended solely for the individual(s) addressed. If you have received this e-mail in error then please note that disclosing, copying, distributing or retaining this message or any part of it is strictly prohibited. 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