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The lawyers (American) have the answer to this one-

 

" ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: getting laid"

 

Have a merry one

John

 

John F Doran

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Mae'r neges hon yn gyfrinachol.Os nad chi yw'r derbynnydd y bwriedid y
neges ar ei gyfer, byddwch mor garedig ? rhoi gwybod i'r anfonydd yn
ddioed. Dylid ystyried un rhywd datganiadau neu sylwadau a wneir uchod
yn rhai personol,ac nid o angen rhaid yn rhai o eiddo Ymddiriedolaeth
Prifysgol GIG Abertawe Bro Morgannwg, nac unrhyw ran gyfansoddol ohoni
na chorff cysylltiedig.

Cofiwch fod yn ymwybodol ei bod yn bosibl y bydd disgwyl i
Ymddiriedolaeth Prifysgol GIG Abertawe Bro Morgannwg roi cyhoeddusrwydd
i gynnwys unrhyw ebost neu o hebiaeth a dderbynnir, yn unol ag amodau'r
Ddeddf Rhyddid Gwybodaeth 2000. I gael mwy o wybodaeth am Ryddid
Gwybodaeth, cofiwch gyfeirio at wefan Ymddiriedolaeth Prifysgol GIG
Abertawe Bro Morgannwg ar www.abm.university-trust.wales.nhs.uk
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From: Clinical biochemistry discussion list
[mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of Colley, Michael
Sent: 24 December 2009 11:11
To: [log in to unmask]
Subject: Re: Pregnancy of Unknown Origin

 

It's a bit like the one we had a few years ago

 

The request was for FSH, LH and b-HCG

 

Clinical info

 

"Morning sickness, weight gain, amenorrhoea, previous +ve urine
pregnancy test     ?cause"

 

Well it's just possible the girl didn't know the cause as she was only
14, but ...

 

Perhaps this is case no. 3 for Martin's collection.

 

Have a good Christmas or whatever festival you celebrate at this time of
year.

 

Michael

 

 

Dr C M Colley

Consultant Chemical Pathologist

Great Western Hospital

Swindon  SN3 6BB

 

 

 

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From: Clinical biochemistry discussion list
[mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of Myers Martin
(LTHTR)
Sent: 24 December 2009 09:48
To: [log in to unmask]
Subject: Pregnancy of Unknown Origin

 

I have been sent a protocol for ectopic pregnancy from one of my
colleagues, and to test it she writes: 

"We are starting a pilot study of about 30 cases of women with Pregnancy
of Unknown Origin" 

I said that I could only think of a couple of virgin births and to get
n=30 may be a bit optimistic! 

Happy Christmas 

martin 

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Cymraeg:- 
Mae'r neges hon yn gyfrinachol nad chi yw'r derbynnydd y bwriedid y neges ar ei gyfer, byddwch mor garedig â rhoi gwybod
i'r anfonydd yn ddi-oed. Dylid ystyried un rhywd datganiadau neu sylwadau a wneir uchod yn rhai personol,ac nid o angen rhaid yn rhai o 
eiddo Bwrdd Iechyd Prifysgol Abertawe Bro Morgannwg, nac unrhyw ran gyfansoddol ohoni na chorff cysylltiedig.

Cofiwch fod yn ymwybodol ei bod yn bosibl y bydd disgwyl i Bwrdd Iechyd Prifysgol Abertawe Bro Morgannwg roi cyhoeddusrwydd i gynnwys unrhyw ebost neu 
ohebiaeth a dderbynnir, yn unol ag amodau'r Ddeddf Rhyddid Gwybodaeth 2000. I gael mwy o wybodaeth am Ryddid Gwybodaeth, cofiwch gyfeirio 
at wefan Bwrdd Iechyd Prifysgol Abertawe Bro Morgannwg ar www.abm.wales.nhs.uk

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