I'm on the horns of a dilemma how to respond to that, David

-----Original Message-----
From: David Ellis (5HG) Ashton, Leigh & Wigan Primary Care Trust
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Sent: 25 June 2007 11:51
To: Shan Annis; [log in to unmask]
Subject: RE: I don't like Mondays

OK Shan, though I actually like Mondays and I'm not down in the dumps. How
about this one then?

Q: What do you get when you cross a librarian, a lawyer and a sexy devil?
A: You get all the information you want, which you can't understand but you
don't give a toss.


David Ellis
Knowledge Services Manager
Ashton, Leigh and Wigan Primary Care Trust
Chandler House
Poolstock Lane
Tel. 01942-481570
Fax 01942-481572
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-----Original Message-----
From: A list for health related libraries within the North West of England
[mailto:[log in to unmask]]On Behalf Of Shan Annis
Sent: 25/06/07 11:35
To: [log in to unmask]
Subject: I don't like Mondays

Everyone seems a bit down in the dumps today, so here is a joke to make you
smile (I hope!!)

Q: What happens when you cross a librarian and a lawyer?
A: You get all the information you want, but you can't understand it.

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