Found this in a notebook, forgotten I'd written it. It's gibberish, of course, but amusing nonetheless. * * * Extenuations of the red demesne trowelled, engrained, forasmuch as tertiary or ungathering wieldiness judders through forensics, apotheoses. Hackles. Attracts; ripples, runs deep into dapple, aether to medulla inexactly. Points, plasterwork of varying tempo. Viscous cous-cous drains in the lodge of grit in palate, the ostler's impetuous guarantor of neglectful hue. Neither, neither: pork-cravings stipple Northumbrian effusiveness of a ghoulish, fatuous pastoral as nodules answer lime.