Oriens wrote:
>
>It would be unkind to say, "What a load of Puis . . ."
>
 
Indeed it would.
 
However it might be more thematically related to your own little ditty, I believe. 
To wit (or not to wit):
 
>Serapion, Bishop of Thmuis,
>  >Had a ***** of moderate suis.
>  >He entered, in fun,
>  >A competition,
>  >And was lucky to win second pruis
 
jm