Ah - but at least he was able to get a temporary contract in the first place!
On Fri, 8 Jan 1999 [log in to unmask] wrote:
> After the IBG... I got this...
>
>
> > Why God Never Received Tenure at any
> > University
> >
> >
> >
> > 1.He had only one major publication.
> >
> > 2.It was in Hebrew.
> >
> > 3.It had no references.
> >
> > 4.It wasn't published in a refereed journal.
> >
> > 5.Some even doubt he wrote it himself.
> >
> > 6.It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done
> > since then?
> >
> > 7.His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
> >
> > 8.The scientific community has had a hard time replicating his
> > results.
> >
> > 9.He never applied to the Ethics Board for permission to use human
> > subjects.
> >
> > 10.When one experiment went awry he tried to cover it up by
> > drowning the subjects.
> >
> > 11.When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from
> > the sample .
> >
> > 12.He rarely came to class, just told students to read the Book.
> >
> > 13.Some say he had his son teach the class.
> >
> > 14.He expelled his first two students for learning.
> >
> > 15.Although there were only ten requirements, most students failed
> > his tests.
> >
> > 16.His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a
> > mountaintop.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > ----- signature block follows -----
> >
> > Gabor VARNAI
> > PARDES Urban Policy Research and Consulting Office;
> > Institute of Sociology, Hungarian Academy of Sciences
> > Felsoerdosor 12.
> > Budapest, Hungary
> > H-1068
> > tel/fax: +36-1-3515465
> > e-mail: [log in to unmask]
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> >
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