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could you use some extra money?

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Jennifer Urich <[log in to unmask]>

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Jennifer Urich <[log in to unmask]>

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Sun, 31 Aug 1997 16:40:31 -0700 (PDT)

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 Please take a moment, I thought you might be interested.


 Dear Fellow Entrepreneur:
 
 You will want to save this as a text (.txt) file; this will be
 explained to you later in step 3 of the instructions.
 
 <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <>
 
 Hi, my name is Pat Hoffman.  I have been off work on disability
 for close to two years now and social security disability doesn't
 give you much to live on.  Besides, I have always paid my own way
 and found it difficult not to have any meaningful work to do.  So
 I have been working to develop a Home Based Business.  Over the
 past year, I have incurred many medical bills and business
 expenses.  They were depleting my savings.  Just as others,
 I had been looking at all kinds of business opportunities in an
 effort to develop my Home Based Business but either the start up
 fees were more then I could handle or the results just weren't
 there.  Then I received the following which I studied and now
 want to share with you.  My life has changed!  I will be
 traveling to Florida and parts west this summer on a long
 deserved vacation and business trip.  I encourage you to read the
 following and as was told to me, THEN READ IT AGAIN!!!
 
 Yours in success,
 
 Pat (aka: A Biz Wiz)
 
 ps: A favorite quote of mine is by Donald H. McGannon,
 "Leadership is Action, not Position".
 
 pps: You know you're an internet junkie if...your phone bill
 comes to your doorstep in a box!
 
 <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <>   
 
 You are about to make at least $50,000 - In less than 90 days. 
 Read the enclosed program . . . THEN READ IT AGAIN!!!
 
 <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> 
 
 The enclosed information is something I almost let slip through
 my fingers.  Fortunately, sometime later I re-read everything and
 gave some thought and study to it.
 
 My name is Christopher Erickson.  Two years ago, the corporation
 I worked at for the past twelve years down-sized and my position
 was eliminated.  After unproductive job interviews,  I decided to
 open my own business.  Over the past year, I incurred many
 unforeseen financial problems.  I owed my family, friends, and
 creditors over $35,000.
 
 The economy was taking a toll on my business and I just couldn't
 seem to make ends meet.  I had to refinance and borrow against my
 home to support my family and struggling business.  I truly
 believe it was wrong for me to be in debt like this.  AT THAT
 MOMENT something significant happened in my life and I am writing
 to share my experience in hopes that this will change your life
 FOREVER....FINANCIALLY!!!
 
 In mid-December, I received this program via email.  Six months
 prior to receiving this program I had been sending away for
 information on various business opportunities.  All of the
 programs I received, in my opinion, were not cost effective.  
 They were either too difficult for me to comprehend or the
 initial investment was too much for me to risk to see if they
 worked or not.  One claimed I'd make a million dollars in one
 year...it didn't tell me I'd have to write a book to make it.
 
 But like I was saying, in December of '92 I received this
 program.  I didn't send for it, or ask for it, they just got my
 name off a mailing list.  THANK GOODNESS FOR THAT!!!  After
 reading it several times, to make sure I was reading it
 correctly, I couldn't believe my eyes.
 
 Here was a MONEY-MAKING PHENOMENON.  I could invest as much as I
 wanted to start, without putting me further in debt.  After I got
 a pencil and paper and figured it out, I would at least get my
 money back.  After determining that the program is LEGAL and NOT
 A CHAIN LETTER, I decided "WHY NOT".
 Initially I sent out 10,000 emails.  It only cost me about $15.00
 for my time on-line.  The great thing about email is that I
 didn't need any money for printing to send out the program, only
 the cost to fulfill my orders.  I am telling you like it is, I
 hope it doesn't turn you off, but I promised myself that I would
 not "rip-off" anyone, no matter how much money it cost me!.
 
 In less than one week, I was starting to receive orders for
 REPORT #1. By January 13th, I had received 26 orders for REPORT
 #1.  When you read the GUARANTEE in the program, you will see
 that "YOU MUST RECEIVE 15 TO 20 ORDERS FOR REPORT #1 WITHIN TWO
 WEEKS.  IF YOU DON'T, SEND OUT MORE PROGRAMS UNTIL YOU DO!"  My
 first step in making $50,000 in 20 to 90 days was done.  By
 January 30th, I had received 196 orders for REPORT #2.  If you go
 back to the GUARANTEE, "YOU MUST RECEIVE 100 OR MORE ORDERS FOR
 REPORT #2 WITHIN TWO WEEKS.  IF NOT, SEND OUT MORE PROGRAMS UNTIL
 YOU DO.  ONCE YOU HAVE 100 ORDERS, THE REST IS EASY, RELAX, YOU
 WILL MAKE YOUR $50,000 GOAL."  Well, I had 196 orders for REPORT
 #2, 96 more than I needed.  So I sat back and relaxed.  By March
 19th, of my emailing of 10,000, I received $58,000 with more
 coming in every day.
 
 I paid off  ALL my debts and bought a much needed new car. 
 Please take time to read the attached program, IT WILL CHANGE
 YOUR LIFE FOREVER!  Remember,  it won't work if you don't try it.
 
 
 This program does work, but you must follow it EXACTLY! 
 Especially the rules of not trying to place your name in a
 different place.  It doesn't work, you'll lose out on a  lot  of 
 money!  REPORT  #2  explains this.  Always follow the guarantee,
 15 to 20  orders  for REPORT #1, and 100 or more orders for
 REPORT #2 and you will make  $50,000 or more in 20 to 90 days.  I
 AM LIVING PROOF THAT IT WORKS !!!
 
 If you choose not to participate in this program, I'm sorry.  It
really 
 is a great opportunity with little cost or risk to you. 
 I you choose to participate, follow the program and you will be
 on your way to financial security. If you are a fellow business
 owner and you are in financial trouble like I was, or you want to
 start your own business, consider this a sign.  I DID!
                                         Sincerely,
                                         Christopher Erickson
 
 PS  Do you have any idea what 11,700 $5 bills ($58,000) look like
 piled up on a kitchen table? IT'S AWESOME!
 
 <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> 
 
          HERE'S HOW THIS AMAZING PROGRAM WILL MAKE YOU
        $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
 
 Let's say that you decide to start small, just to see how it
 goes, and we'll assume you and all those involved send out 2,000
 programs each.  Let's also assume that the mailing receives a 5%
 response. Using a good list, the response could be much better. 
 Also many people will send out hundreds of thousands of programs
 instead of 2,000. But continuing with this example, you send out
 only 2,000 programs. With a 5% response, that is only 10 orders
 for REPORT #1. Those 10 people respond by sending out 2,000
 programs each for a total of 20,000. Out of those 5%, 100 people 
 respond and order REPORT #2. Those 100 mail out 2,000 programs
 each for a total or 200,000.  The 50/6 response to that is 1,000
 orders for REPORT #3.  Those 1,000 send out 2,000 programs each
 for a 2,000,000 total. The 5% response to that is 10,000 orders
 for REPORT #4. That's 10,000 five dollar bills for you. CASH!!! 
 Your total income in this example is $50 + $500 + $5,000 +
 $50,000 for a total of $55,550!!!!
 
 REMEMBER, FRIEND, THIS IS ASSUMING 1,990 OUT OF 2,000 PEOPLE YOU
 MAIL TO WILL DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING... AND TRASH THIS PROGRAM! 
 DARE TO THINK FOR A MOMENT WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF EVERYONE OR HALF
 SENT OUT 100,000 PROGRAMS INSTEAD OF ONLY 2,000. Believe me, many
 people will do that and more! By the way, your cost to
 participate in this is practically nothing. 
 
 You obviously already have an Internet connection and email is
 FREE!!!  REPORT #3 will show you the best methods for bulk
 emailing and purchasing email lists.
 
 THIS is A LEGITIMATE, LEGAL MONEY MAKING OPPORTUNITY It does not
 require you to come in contact with people, do any hard work, and
 best of all, you never have to leave the house except to get the
 mail. If you believe that someday you'll get that big break that
 you've been waiting for. THIS IS IT.  Simply follow the
 instructions, and your dream will come true.  This multi-level
 email marketing program works perfectly ....100% EVERY TIME. 
 Email is the sales tool of the future. Take advantage of this 
 non-commercialized method of advertising NOW! 'The longer you
 wait, the more people will be doing business using email. Get
 your piece of this action!!
 
 MULTI-LEVEL MARKETING (MLM) has finally gained respectability. It
 is being taught in the Harvard Business School, and both Stanford
 Research and The Wall Street Journal have stated that between 50%
 and 65% of all goods and services will be sold throughout Multi-
 level Methods by the mid to late 1990's. This is a Multi-Billion
 Dollar industry and of the 500,000 millionaires in the US, 20%
 (100,000) made their fortune in the last several years in MLM.
 Moreover, statistics show 45 people become millionaires everyday
 through Multi-Level Marketing.
 
 <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> 
 
 INSTRUCTIONS
 
 This is a method of raising capital that REALLY WORKS 100% EVERY
 TIME. I am sure that you could use $50,000 to $125,000 in the
 next 20 to 90 days.  Before you say "Bull", please read the
 program carefully.
 
 This is not a chain letter, but a perfectly legal money making
 opportunity.  Basically, this is what we do: 
 
 As with all multilevel business, we build our business by
 recruiting new partners and selling our products. Every state in
 the USA allows you to recruit new multi-level business partners,
 and we offer a product for EVERY dollar sent. YOUR ORDERS COME
 AND ARE FILLED THROUGH ME MAIL, so you are not involved in
 personal selling.  You do it privately in your own home, store or
 office. 
 
 This is the GREATEST Multi-Level Mail Order Marketing anywhere. 
 
 STEP #1   
 Order all four (4) REPORTS listed by NAME AND NUMBER.  Do this by
 ordering the REPORT from each of the four (4) names listed on the
 next page. For each REPORT, send $5 CASH and a SELF-ADDRESSED 
 STAMPED envelope (BUSINESS SIZE #10) to the person listed for the
 SPECIFIC REPORT.  International orders should also include $1
 extra for postage.  It is essential that you specify the NAME and
 NUMBER of  the report requested to the person you are ordering
 from. You will need ALL FOUR (4)REPORTS because you will be
 REPRINTING and RESELLING them. DO NOT alter the names or sequence
 other than what the instructions say.  IMPORTANT:  Always provide
 same day service on all orders.
 
 Step #2 
 Replace the name and address under REPORT #1 with yours, moving
 the one that was there down to REPORT #2.  Drop the name and
 address under REPORT #2 to REPORT #3, moving the one that was
 there to REPORT #4.  The name   and address that was under REPORT
 #4 is dropped from the list and this party is no doubt an the way
 to the bank.  When doing this, make certain you type the names
 and addresses ACCURATELY! DO NOT MIX UP MOVING PRODUCT/REPORT
 POSITIONS!!!
 
 STEP #3 
 Having made the required changes in the NAME list, save it as a
 text (.txt) file in it's own directory to be used with whatever
 email program you like. Again, REPORT #3 will tell you the best
 methods of bulk emailing and acquiring email lists. 
 
 STEP #4
 Email a copy of the entire program (all of this is very       
 important) to every  one whose address you can get your hands on.
 
 Start with friends and relatives since you can encourage them to
 take advantage of this fabulous money-making opportunity. That's
 what I bid. And they love me now, more than ever Then, email to
 anyone and everyone! Use your imagination!  You can get email
 addresses from companies on the Internet who specialize in email
 mailing lists. These are very affordable, 100,000 addresses for
 around $35.00.
 
 IMPORTANT: You won't get a good response if you use an old list,
 always request a FRESH, NEW list. You will find out where to
 purchase these lists when you order the four (4) REPORTS.
 
 ALWAYS PROVIDE SAME-DAY SERVICE ON ALL ORDERS!!!
 
      * * * * * REQUIRED REPORTS * * * *
 
 * * * Order each REPORT by NUMBER and NAME * * *
 
 ALWAYS SEND A SELF-ADDRESSED, STAMPED ENVELOPE AND $5 CASH FOR
 EACH ORDER REQUESTING THE SPECIFIC REPORT BY NAME AND NUMBER
 ___________________________________________________
 REPORT #1
 "HOW TO MAKE $250,000 THROUGH MULTI-LEVEL SALES"
 
 ORDER REPORT #1 FROM:
 
 Jennifer Urich
 P O Box 391
 Buffalo, New York  14207-0391
 ___________________________________________________
 REPORT #2
 "MAJOR CORPORATIONS AND MULTI-LEVEL SALES"
 
 ORDER REPORT #2 FROM:
 
 Jay Sparkman
 3906 Port Simbor Ave.
 Orlando, Florida  32817                            
 ___________________________________________________
 REPORT#3
 "SOURCES FOR THE BEST MAILING LISTS"
 
 ORDER REPORT #3 FROM 
                                                                      
                       
 Hoffman Enterprises
 1009 Garfield Ave.
 Belvidere, IL. 61008-53440
 ___________________________________________________
 REPORT #4
 "EVALUATING MULTI-LEVEL SALES PLANS"
 
 ORDER REPORT #4 FROM:                                                
         
 M.O.C. Marketing
 P O Box 146
 Gaithersberg, MD 20884-0146
 __________________________________________________
 
 <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> 
 
 CONCLUSION
 
 I am enjoying my fortune that I made by sending out this program.
 
 You too, will be making money in 20 to 90 days, if you follow the
 SIMPLE STEPS outlined in this mailing.
 
 To be financially independent is to be FREE.  Free to make
 financial decisions as never before.  Go into business, get into
 investments, retire or take a vacation.  No longer will a lack of
 money hold you back.
 
 However, very few people reach financial independence, because
 when opportunity knocks, they choose to ignore it.  It is much
 easier to say "NO" than "YES", and this is the question that you
 must answer.  Will YOU ignore this amazing opportunity or will
 you take advantage of it?  If you do nothing, you have indeed
 missed something and nothing will change.  Please re-read this
 material, this is a special opportunity.  If you have any
 questions, please feel free to write to the sender of this
 information.  You will get a prompt and informative reply.
 
 his method is simple.  You sell thousands of people a product
 for $5 that costs you pennies to produce and email.  
 
 I should also point out that this program is legal and everyone
 who participates WILL make money.  This is not a chain letter or
 pyramid scam.  At times you have probably received chain letters,
 asking you to send money, on faith, but getting NOTHING in
 return, NO product what-so-ever!  Not only are chain letters
 illegal, but the risk of someone breaking the chain makes them
 quite unattractive.  
 
 You are offering a legitimate product to your people.  After they 
 purchase the product from you, they reproduce more and resell
 them.  It's simple free enterprise.  As you learned from the
 enclosed material, the PRODUCT is a series of four 4 FINANCIAL
 AND BUSINESS REPORTS.  The information contained in these REPORTS
 will not only help you in making your participation in this
 program more rewarding, but will be useful to you in any other
 business decisions you make in the years ahead.  You are also
 buying the rights to reprint all of the REPORTS, which will be
 ordered from you by those to whom you mail this program.  The
 concise one and two page REPORTS you will be buying can easily be
 reproduced at a local copy center for a cost off about 3 cents a
 copy.  Best wishes with the program and Good Luck!
 
 
 A PERSONAL NOTE FROM THE ORIGINATOR OF THIS PROGRAM
 
 By the time you have read the enclosed information and looked
 over the enclosed program and reports, you should have concluded
 that such a program, and one that is legal, could not have been
 created by an amateur.
 
 You have just received information that can give you financial
 freedom for the rest of your life, with "NO RISK" and "JUST A
 LITTLE BIT OF EFFORT'.  You can make more money in the next few
 months than you have ever imagined.
 
 I should also point out that I will not see a penny of your
 money, nor anyone else who has provided testimonials for this
 program. I have already made over FOUR MILLION DOLLARS! I have
 retired from the program after sending out over 16,000 programs. 
 Now I have several offices which market this and several other
 programs here in the US and overseas. By the spring, we wish to
 market the "Internet" by a partnership with America On Line.
 
 Follow the program EXACTLY AS INSTRUCTED. Do not change it in any
 way. It works exceedingly well as it is now.
 
 Remember to Email a copy of this exciting program to everyone you
 can think of. One of the people you send this to may send out
 50,000....and your name will be on everyone of them!! Remember
 though, the more you send out, the more potential customers you
 will reach.
 
 So my friend, 1 have given you the ideas, information, materials
 and opportunity to become financially independent. IT IS UP TO
 YOU NOW!
 
 
 "THINK ABOUT IT"
 
 Before you delete this program from your mailbox, as I almost did,
take 
 a little time to read it and REALLY THINK ABOUT IT.  
 Get a pencil and figure out what could happen when YOU
 participate.  Figure out the worst possible response and no
 matter how you calculate it, you will still make a lot of money! 
 
 Definitely get back what you invested.  Any doubts you have will
 vanish when your first orders come in.  IT WORKS!
 
 Paul Johnson, Raleigh, NC
 
 
 "IT WAS TRULY AMAZING"
 
 "Not being the gambling type, it took me several weeks to make up
 my mind to participate in this program.  But conservative as I
 am, I decided that the initial investment was so little that
 there was no way that I could not get enough orders to at least get
my 
 money back.  BOY, was I ever surprised when I found my
 medium sized post office box crammed with orders!  I will make
 more money this year than any ten years of my life before."
 
 Mary Riceland, Lansing, MI
 
  
 "THREW IT AWAY"
 
 "I  had  received  this program before.  I  threw  it away, but
 later wondered if I shouldn't have given it a try.  Of course, I had
no 
 idea who to contact to get a copy, so I had to wait until
 I was emailed another copy of the program.  Eleven months passed,
 then it came.  I DIDN'T throw this one away.  I made $41,000 on
 the first try."
 
 Dawn W., Evansville, IN
 
 
 "NO FREE LUNCH"
 
 "My late father always told me, 'remember, Alan, there is no free
 lunch in life.  You get out of life what you put into it.' 
 Through trial and error and a somewhat slow frustrating start, I
 finally figured it out.  The program works very well, I just had
 to find the right target group of people to email it to.  So far
 this year, I have made over $63,000 using this program.  I know
 my dad would have been very proud of me."
 
 Alan B., Philadelphia, PA
 
 <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <> 
 
 TIPS FOR SUCCESS
 
 Send for your four 4 REPORTS immediately so you will have them
 when the orders start coming in.  When you receive a $5 order,
 you MUST send out the product/service to comply with US Postal
 and Lottery laws.  Title 18 Sections 1302 and 1341 specifically
 state that:  "A PRODUCT OR SERVICE MUST BE EXCHANGED FOR MONEY
 RECEIVED."
 
 WHILE YOU WAIT FOR THE REPORTS TO ARRIVE:
 
 1.   Name your new company. You can use your own name if you
      desire.
 
 2.   Get a post office box (preferred).
 
 3.   Edit the names and addresses on the program. You must 
      remember, your name and address go next to REPORT #1 and the
      others all move down one, with the fourth one being bumped
      OFF the list.
 
 4.   Obtain as many email addresses as possible to send until you
      receive the information on mailing list companies in REPORT
      #3.
 
 5.   Decide on the number of programs you intend to send out.  
      The more you send, and the quicker you send them, the more
      money you will make.
 
 6.   After mailing the programs, get ready to fill the orders.
 
 7.   Copy the four 4 REPORTS so you are able to sent them out as
      soon as you receive an order. IMPORTANT: ALWAYS PROVIDE
      SAME-DAY SERVICE ON ORDERS YOU RECEIVE!
 
 8.   Make certain the letter and reports are neat and legible.
 
 YOUR GUARANTEE
 
 The check point which GUARANTEES your success is simply this: 
 you must receive 15 to 20 orders for REPORT #1.  This is a
 must!!!  If you don't within two weeks, email out more programs
 until you do.  Then a couple of weeks later you should receive at
 least 100 orders for REPORT #2, if you don't, send out more
 programs until you do.  Once you have received 100 or more orders
 for REPORT #2, (take a deep breath) you can sit back and relax, 
 because  YOU  ARE  GOING TO  MAKE  AT  LEAST  $50,000. 
 Mathematically it is a proven guarantee.  Of those who have
 participated in the program and reached the above GUARANTEES-ALL
 have reached their $50,000 goal.  Also, remember, every time your
 name is moved down the list you are in front of a different
 REPORT, so you can keep track of your program by knowing what
 people are ordering from you.  IT'S THAT EASY, REALLY, IT IS!!!
 
 REMEMBER:
      "HE WHO DARES NOTHING, NEED NOT HOPE FOR ANYTHING."
      "INVEST A LITTLE TIME, ENERGY AND MONEY NOW OR
           SEARCH FOR IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE."
  
 
 
 






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