He'd never
farmed before
had trouble
rounding up
his dairy cows
they'd head
uphill
he'd whistle
he'd run
they'd scarper
neighbour used
a dog
he'd none
so he taped
its bark
headed out
holding high
his cassette dog
arf arf
at full volume
net result
much the same
neighbour saw
took pity
gave him
his old dog
ended up
ran ninety head
milked life
in Apollo Bay
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