Cheers Bill enjoyed this tried to trim my cat's claws for the first time
!!!!
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From: Poetryetc: poetry and poetics [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On
Behalf Of Bill Wootton
Sent: 08 October 2014 10:42
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Subject: Re: Uncool cats cooled
Thanks Sheila, Doug. Not my cats but this was the advice meted out to my
former neighbour whose partner is overseas at the moment, in Birmingham
actually to judge by last postcard.
Bill
On 08/10/2014, at 8:55 AM, Sheila Murphy wrote:
> Yes, I'm feeling this, Bill :)
>
> The dosage needed to keep cool.
>
> Great. Sheila
>
> On Tue, Oct 7, 2014 at 2:27 PM, Bill Wootton <[log in to unmask]>
> wrote:
>
>> Uncool cats cooled
>>
>> Where's the chief feedster
>> and head patter?
>> When will he?
>>
>> Male black Burmese,
>> starts into whining
>> all day.
>>
>> Boot him out of lounge room,
>> lock him out of bedroom.
>> Then SHE starts.
>>
>> Out too.
>> Half a Valium
>> should do the trick
>>
>> suggests the shrink.
>> But collapsing cats
>> not the order of the day.
>>
>> Quarter then.
>> Now there's a dose
>> that does.
>>
>> Three cool cats
>> now await
>> the return.
>>
>> bw
>>
>
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