Ah, dried out humour :). From David B.
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From: Patrick McManus <[log in to unmask]>
Sender: "Poetryetc: poetry and poetics" <[log in to unmask]>
Date: Tue, 30 Jul 2013 11:00:22
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Subject: Re: 'Complaint to Qwerty'
A rasp gasp
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From: Poetryetc: poetry and poetics [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On
Behalf Of David Bircumshaw
Sent: 30 July 2013 10:31
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Subject: Re: 'Complaint to Qwerty'
what would have happened, Patrick, if it had been a laugh on a dry morning?
On 30 July 2013 09:35, Patrick McManus <[log in to unmask]>wrote:
> Thanks Max a laugh on a wet morning P
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Poetryetc: poetry and poetics [mailto:[log in to unmask]]
> On Behalf Of Max Richards
> Sent: 30 July 2013 00:10
> To: [log in to unmask]
> Subject: 'Complaint to Qwerty'
>
> My friend Alan in Dunedin has sent me this 'from the ODT'.
>
> ODT is the Otago Daily Times, i.e. the Dunedin paper, and I wonder how
> many dailies run a regular poem space..
> >
> >
> > Diane Brown, 'Complaint to Qwerty'
> >
> >
> > i should not be next to u
> > y is too close and asks
> > too many questions
> >
> > it's all too easy to finger
> > slip into a dance with u, start
> > writing dicks instead of ducks
> >
> > being cut out of the maiden
> > aunt's will, by texting, you still
> > suck? not, you still sick?
> >
> > tweeting my boss good lick,
> > not good luck; like I said,
> > I should not be next to u
> >
> > we is watching from the end
> > of the line and u make me
> > nervous with your curves,
> >
> > your lovely form, u make me
> > forget myself, how straight
> > up and down i am
> >
> > ______________
> >
>
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David Joseph Bircumshaw
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