Travelling to Seoul
we'd booked a hotel:
Hotel Time.
When we get there - well,
it's the Good Time Hotel.
We're shown our room
and left alone.
My wife withdraws
to the bathroom.
Look at this, comes her call -
we see, attached
to the toilet bowl,
an electronic control -
the bowl functions
as bidet as well!
I leave her to it.
Next minute a scream -
she's pressed a button
while the lid is up
and water sprays
bathroom and wife.
The likes of us
approves of bidets.
Slow we may be
to learn new tricks.
Trial and error
exposed us as hicks
in the great city
of Seoul
at the Good Time Hotel.
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