Between you, me and the fence post, my wife is a dreadful driver - nervous
and indecisive ... and doesn't enjoy it at all. However, she fiddles with
the CD player, the air con, the windows, and my leg as I drive ... Ha ha,
On 7 March 2012 20:09, Max Richards <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
> the day may come when Andrew's lady drives himů
> meanwhile mine buys the car and lets me drive - while she is busy on the
> (glad not to be driving in the US)
> On 07/03/2012, at 10:49 PM, Patrick McManus wrote:
> > Manhattan poor Max how awful far away from Melbourne -hope you survive
> > P concerned
> > Anyway why doesn't she drive you?? humff
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From: Poetryetc: poetry and poetics [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On
> > Behalf Of Max Richards
> > Sent: 07 March 2012 11:41
> > To: [log in to unmask]
> > Subject: Re: snap: change yr tune
> > ring of truth, every so quietly. I'd drop the 'I' maybe.
> > Max in Manhattan momentarily
> > On 07/03/2012, at 7:25 PM, Andrew Burke wrote:
> >> I got in the car,
> >> backed out of the garage,
> >> drove up the drive.
> >> The player was pumping out
> >> Miles Davis *On The Corner.*
> >> Picked up my wife
> >> at the front door.
> >> She started in to tell me
> >> how to drive,
> >> where to turn,
> >> *slow down!, don't play*
> >> *that music so loud!*
> >> I ejected Miles
> >> and played *Spanish Guitar.*
> >> She said,* Who's that?*
> >> I said, *John Williams*.
> >> She said, *Segovia is better.*
> >> I hit a speed hump.
> >> She said*, Slow down.*
> >> I said, *Don't repeat yourself,*
> >> and drove into the carpark
> >> to park in an easy bay.
> >> She said, *There's shade*
> >> *over there. Why didn't you*
> >> *park in the shade over there?
> >> *
> >> I said, *So you wouldn't have to*
> >> *walk so far, dear.* She huffed,
> >> then said *Thank you*
> >> ever so quietly.
> >> Andrew
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