Almost changed my world. But changed a light bulb!
May a thousand spaces for total irrelevance flourish.
So--imagine this: the candidate delivers his spiel on the economy, war, the environment, fraking, education, etc, [pauses, leans towardes the camera, and says: "But I digress."
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>From: mIEKAL aND <[log in to unmask]>
>Sent: Oct 1, 2011 12:54 PM
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>Subject: Re: Just imagine if all of those poets had shown up with tools in their hands
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>I fail to see what this has to do with changing the world.
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>On Sat, Oct 1, 2011 at 11:39 AM, Judy Prince <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
>> Hoot! Wetting someone else's thumb and sticking it in would've been the
>> wisest course.
>>
>> On 1 October 2011 16:40, Mark Weiss <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
>>>
>>> That second one is hysterically funny!
>>>
>>> Here's my favorite. My parents had a fixture over the kitchen table that
>>> faced upwards. Nice light, awkward to change the bulb. A bulb broke. I very
>>> carefully unscrewed the remnant, using a towel so as not to get cut. But it
>>> occurred to me that some shards of glass might be left in the socket. So I
>>> wet my thumb and stuck it in. Children, always make sure you turn the
>>> fixture off before you try this.
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