I was talking on my Anglo Phone
Just to see what I could see;
I was dialing up my Anglo Phone
But not one Anglo answered me.
There were plenty "leave a message" beeps,
Please don't get me wrong--
There were many secretary types
Who sought to syllabate my tongue.
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I heard Mandarin, Japanese, Tagalog & Thai,
..Tamil floating from the sky;
I heard Cantonese, Vietnamese, & Oy!
Roared out by a Kiwi boy...
I was dialing up my Anglo Phone
Just to hear what I could hear;
But as an Anglo I was all alone,
No others answered far or near.
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