I've heard rumors that there's some sort of war going on between London and Cambridge. Not a Cold War, like in the 70s when all the avant-garde poets got black-bagged and reprogrammed by the Poetry Society at a detention centre, and Bob Cobbing got exchanged on the bridge across the Watford Gap for Tony Harrison, but a proper tanks and guns war.
Is there anyone caught up in the conflict that can explain matters to us Northern Folk, who live in harmony like Hobbits?
Alec.
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