i guess it's a bit like a snake explaining to a panda bear how to walk
safely through the jungle.
On Thu, Jan 7, 2010 at 8:31 PM, Angel Robert Marquez <
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> investigative photo journalist that uses unix. intriguing.
> i once called in to donate be a sperm donor. i was all hey lady i have an
> ice tray in the freezer i can work from home. to my surprise and
> astonishment i am to short and do not meet the educational requirement. i'm
> shooting blanks! worthless semen. wtf.
> i called because i wanted to confirm my assumption.
> the people that answer the phones to uphold the policy fence are just as
> retarded. why don't they realize what they are protecting?
> am i just a dumb sh*t or what.
> On Thu, Jan 7, 2010 at 8:22 PM, Angel Robert Marquez <
> [log in to unmask]> wrote:
>> yes, the ones that make money out to be the holy grail definitely are the
>> biggest cheap skates and most likely to rip you off by securing results with
>> false promises.
>> On Thu, Jan 7, 2010 at 8:19 PM, Chris Jones <[log in to unmask]>wrote:
>>> On Thu, 2010-01-07 at 19:54 -0800, Angel Robert Marquez wrote:
>>> > money makes people scum bags.
>>> I know, that is why I always left it to mid morning before going into
>>> the CEO's office with my latest demand. I would thump his desk and he
>>> would spill his coffee over his lap and spend the rest of the day
>>> walking around attempting to preach money while looking like he had
>>> pissed in his pants.
>>> Unlike us investigative photo-journalists who kept at least four changes
>>> of clothing in the filing cabinet of our offices, he expected his suit
>>> to last at least two days before being sent to the cleaners and making
>>> sure he got a tax deductible receipt. (When I asked the CEO for a semi
>>> automatic shot gun and a hack saw to cut off the rest of the barrel I
>>> did actually get a body guard.)