Reason enough to declare them illegal, Partick!
joodlespam
2009/9/23 Patrick McManus <[log in to unmask]>
> Yes Joodles and they never have spam for making it smaller:-)
> P -enistone
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Poetryetc: poetry and poetics [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On
> Behalf Of Judy Prince
> Sent: 23 September 2009 11:24
> To: [log in to unmask]
> Subject: snap: TO GROW OR NOT TO GROW
>
> TO GROW OR NOT TO GROW
> regular deletes of spam
> the expecteds, the clever
> disguisers of important news:
>
> GROW YOUR PENIS 3 INCHES!!
>
> but what if I only want to grow my penis 2 inches?
> what if I want to grow 2 penises [penii]?
> what if I simply want to carry around
> an extra penis in, say, a doggy bag,
> for those bedtimes in which I'd need
> extra assurance, performance-enhancing
>
> what if I want not to have a penis at all?
> would I be gender-imprisoned, my other wotsits
> cut off?
>
> would I be scrunched into Old Bailey
> awaiting the Hand of Justice to stretch my pipe?
> could I claim conscientious objection
> to penis spam
> which they might think's a trendy new sandwich?
>
> I'd always thought that penis extending
> came rather naturally
> but, then, I'm out of practice
> in fact, I've had no practice
> but I'm practically fed up with adverts
> about my penis
> a very private affair I should think
> between my penis and me
> and one or twelve others dependent
> upon my penis
> which so far is so small as to be
> nonexistent
> and which has never contributed
> much cash to my bank account
>
> I don't have penis envy
> nor even an envious penis
> just a strong desire
> to disempenis the penis spammers
>
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