Very ecclesiastical!

Hal

"When you're down to your last two choices, take the third."
                    --Anon.

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On Sat, Jun 20, 2009 at 10:55 AM, Tim Allen <[log in to unmask]> wrote:

> >"All of this reminds me of the old saying that the world consists of
> two kinds of people: those who divide the world into two kinds of
> people and those who do not.
>
> Hal<"
>
> Hi Hal - how true. Here is a bit of nonsense I wrote for a laugh a while
> back...
>
> Performance poem written for poetry cruise on the Dart
>
> There are only two types of people in this world - those who sell and those
> who buy.
>
> There are only two types of people in this world - those who sell and those
> who buy.
>
> There are only two types of people in this world - those who sail and those
> who wave goodbye.
>
> There are only two types of people in this world - those who sell and those
> who buy.
>
> There are only two types of people in this world - those who are lazy and
> those who invent lazars.
>
> There are only two types of people in this world - those still in the pub
> and the rest of us sailors.
>
> There are only two types of people in this world - those who sell and those
> who buy.
>
> There are only two types of people in this world - those who smell and
> those who are washed-out.
>
> There are only two types of people in this world - those who listen and
> those who spout.
>
> There are only two types of people in this world - those who sell and those
> who let ‘em.
>
> There are only two types of people in this world - those who run and those
> who get ‘em.
>
> There are only two types of people in this world - those who are hazy and
> those who are clear.
>
> There are only two types of people in this world - those who are far away
> and those who are near.
>
> There are only two types of people in this world - them what's far off n
> them what's here
>
> There are only two types of people in this world - those who sell and those
> who buy.
>
> There are only two types of people in this world - those who sell and those
> who are sold.
>
> There are only two types of people in this world - those who are young and
> those who are old.
>
> There are only two types of people in this world - those by far and away
> and them that're close family.
>
> There are only two types of people in this world - those who are clever and
> them that are silly.
>
> There are only two types of people in this world - those who sell and those
> who buy.
>
> There are only two types of people in this world - those who teach and
> those who try.
>
> There are only two types of people in this world - those who write the
> bible and the lucky who can’t read.
>
> There are only two types of people in this world - those who pant and plant
> and those who go to seed.
>
> There are only two types of people in this world - those who are always
> right and them what are left.
>
> There are only two types of people in this world - those who are blind and
> them that are deaf.
>
> There are only two types of people in this world - those who sell and those
> who buy.
>
> There are only two types of people in this world - those who lease and
> those who rent out sky.
>
> There are only two types of people in this world - those who sell and those
> who buy.
>
> There are only two types of people in this world - those who preach and
> those who pray.
>
> There are only two types of people in this world - those who are honest and
> Ronnie Cray.
>
> There are only two types of people in this world - those who drink and
> those who are drunk.
>
> There are only two types of people in this world - those who write poems
> and those who write junk.
>
> There are only two types of people in this world - those who sell and those
> who buy.
>
> There are only two types of people in this world - those who sleep and
> those still stuck on the bypass.
>
> There are only two types of people in this world - those who spell and
> those who lip-read.
>
> There are only two types of people in this world - those in Brixton and
> those with toes in Runnymede.
>
> There are only two types of people in this world - those handy with their
> feet and the footloose and free.
>
> There are only two types of people in this world - those like you and those
> who are me.
>
> There are only two types of people in this world - those you have to hand
> it to and those who give you a
>
>
>    hand.
>
> There are only two types of people in this world - those in the world and
> those in England.
>
> There are only two types of people in this world - those who sell and those
> who buy.
>
> There are only two types of people in this world - those who swell and
> those shrunk dry.
>
> There are only two types of people in this world - those who have it and
> those who've had it.
>
> There are only two types of people in this world - those who've had it and
> those who want whatever.
>
> There are only two types of people in this world - those types in twos and
> those alone in a camper van.
>
> There are only two types of people in this world - those people who type
> and those in a tipi.
>
> There are only two types of people in this world - those who sell and those
> who buy.
>
> There are only two types of people in this world - those who are girl and
> those who are boy.
>
> There are only two types of people in this world - those who sell and those
> who buy.
>
> There are only two types of people in this world - those who buy and those
> who sell.
>
> There are only two types of people in this world - those still climbing and
> those that fell.
>
> But the fact remains that there are basically only two types of people in
> this world
>
>
>  - the good the bad and the ugly.
>
>
>
> Tim A.=
>