OK, so which band is named which name and which is a Wolman construct? As
it stands below, it's five-star hilarious.
Re the swan song [way below]: near U of Chicago's Midway, a little pond
from time to time has its swan supply replenished, after which they always
disappear. It's the southside of Chicago, after all; let's be practical.
Judy now bragging that her son graduated from the same high school [10 years
later] that Michelle Obama did. And Barack Obama was our state legislator.
2009/5/12 Kenneth Wolman <[log in to unmask]>:
> <snips>
> The reference to Santa on the cross brings back the most oddly named band
> in history, Kinky Friedman and His Texas Jewboys, and a song called "They
> Ain't Makin' Jews Like Jesus Anymore": "We Jews believe it was Santa Claus
> that killed Jesus Christ." I can buy that
<snips>
>
About 25 years ago some man was arrested and hauled into Town Court in
> Mattituck, Long Island. He had shot and killed a swan. Shades of The Ancient
> Mariner and that frickin' albatross. The town Justice asked him why he did
> it. "I was hungry" the shooter replied. To which the Judge is supposed to
> have said "It's going to be a very expensive meal. I fine you $1,000."
>
> Ken
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