Interesting, isn't it? :-), nice person.
> F*** Off.. it might be 1st April but most people are not interested
> about
> your shit sense of humour.. send them to your friends..
>
> MRC National Institute for Medical Research
> Division of Molecular Structure
> The Ridgeway, NW7 1AA, UK
> Email: [log in to unmask]
> Phone: + 44 208 816 251
>
> On Wed, Apr 1, 2009 at 5:19 PM, Marius Schmidt
> <[log in to unmask]>wrote:
>
>> ******** SEVERE BLACK HOLE WARNING *******
>>
>>
>> The National Center for Black Hole Tracking (NCBHT) is issuing
>> a black hole warning. During the night shift from March 31st
>> to April 1st, a black hole formed in the Atlas Detector at the
>> Large Hadron Collider, Cern/Geneva, Switzerland, although the
>> machine was off line. The black hole escaped from the Atlas
>> Detector and took course North. Being only a mini-black hole, it
>> started to absorb material from the suburbs of Geneva and part
>> of the French alps. On its way north it crossed the French/
>> German border changing course to the west gaining strength.
>> It is now a category 2 black hole. The northern part of
>> France has disappeared completely. The German town of Merzig,
>> once located at the scenic river Saar, now is on the edge of
>> a 2.5 mile deep gorge flanked by vertical walls. It appears
>> that most of England and Ireland is gone. Presently, the black
>> hole is heading towards Greenland and Newfoundland/Canada and
>> the northern part of the U.S.. Funded by a multinational rescue
>> fund, the NCBHT acquired newest technology to predict courses
>> of all black holes from CERN in the past, presence and future.
>> Using superconducting cosmic strings the NCBHT is now able to
>> reliably model black hole formation and black hole dynamics.
>> A simulation performed with the data of the present black hole
>> suggest within a 99.5 % reliability bracket that the black hole
>> will reach a full category 5 status before it will reach the
>> cost of the U.S. and Canada. Most likely, when it makes landfall,
>> it will be upgraded to a cosmic black hole. In this case, it will
>> start to move out of the earth's gravitational field heading
>> towards the B42 galaxy. There is a slight change that Uranus
>> and Pluto will be absorbed on the path out of our solar system.
>>
>> The NCBHT
>>
>
>
> --
> MRC National Institute for Medical Research
> Division of Molecular Structure
> The Ridgeway, NW7 1AA, UK
> Email: [log in to unmask]
> Phone: + 44 208 816 251
|