Dear Aspirant (or Ass for short),
Our editorial staff regrets that we can neither use nor return your
manuscripts. By the time we finished passing them around the office and
using them to fashion paper airplanes, we were laughing so hard that we
were in tears. The tears unfortunately spilled onto the paper and
smudged the handwritten ink manuscripts you sent. Please accept our
mostly sincere apologies along with our gratitude for the best laughs
we've had since we watched the *Borat* DVD.
Best of luck,
The Editors
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Ken Wolman rainermaria.typepad.com
There's a lot of wisdom here among the employees,
Some of us have street smarts and some have Ph.Ds.
We're all bored and tired but we've all learned ways to cope
Some of us drink after work, the rest of us smoke dope.
--Austin Lounge Lizards, "Industrial Strength Tranquilizers"
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