On Dec 31, 2005, at 3:40 PM, Frederick Pollack wrote:
> How to Install a Wireless Security System
>
> Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used work boots, a
> really big pair. Put them outside your front door on top of a copy
> of Guns and Ammo magazine. Put a dog dish beside it. A really big
> dog dish.
>
> Leave a note on your front door that says the following: "Bubba,
> Big Mike and me done gone to get more ammo. Back in 1/2 hr. Don't
> disturb the Pitbulls, they just been wormed."
And, if you're in a more readerly neighborhood, an official-looking
sign saying "QUARANTINED" might do the trick.
Hal "One would have to have a heart of stone not
to laugh at the death of Little Nell."
--Oscar Wilde
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